COGNITIVE DISSONANCE

Let's face it: America's premier stock-car racing league is supposed to be the most heterosexual thing going, even moreso than pro wrestling. It's the sport of middle American values and all that, right? But if you've seen the following two things:
1. The racer who advertises for an an anti-hairloss product
2. The movie-theater promo for Coke involving a buncha drivers
... then you know NASCAR is/has been the home of some patently effeminate dudes. I'm not necessarily a Billy Joel fan, but honesty is a lonely word, indeed.